RhinoVision - Week #05
| Game # | Visitors | Home | |
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| 1 | Invaders | VS. | Gravy Boat Captains |
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The Rhino's Vision:
Yuck! Two "eh" teams minus their firepower. It doesn't get much uglier that this one. Unless there's a player on one of these teams that has a monster game, I see a low scoring slog with a predictable result. The Rhino says...Gravy Boat Captains win by +4. |
| Game # | Visitors | Home | |
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| 2 | Rough Riders | VS. | THRAK |
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The Rhino's Vision:
By some freak of nature, the Riders have been rolling this season. THRAK started fast, but then stumbled. The scheduling favors THRAK in the upset here, but not by much if they do pull it off. The Rhino says...THRAK win by +2. |
| Game # | Visitors | Home | |
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| 3 | Doughboys | VS. | TigerSharks |
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The Rhino's Vision:
And I thought the Invaders vs. GBC looked crappy? My apologies to my readers and both of those teams. The TSharks are doing a splendid job of defending their title as the hangover still hasn't worn off. And lineup mismanagement aside, you still would have lost. The Doughboys final got into the win column last week by upsetting the Guns. It was nice of Emmitt to crawl out of the grave and run wild last week. I'm sure it will happen every week now for you. Or at least that's what you need to hope for as you battle for the basement this week. It ain't going to happen. As bad as the TSharks have been, the Doughboys will now be crowned DoughQueens... The Rhino says...TigerSharks win by +5. |
| Game # | Visitors | Home | |
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| 4 | Young Guns (N.F.O.) | VS. | Private's Parts |
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The Rhino's Vision:
I don't know why I'm doing this...The Guns handled the Parts in week #2. But my gut says the Parts pull the upset here this week. Either that or I ate (smoked?) some bad grass out on the savannah. The Rhino says...Private's Parts win by +1. |
| Game # | Visitors | Home | |
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| 5 | N3V1L | VS. | Da Bears (Eager Beavers) |
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The Rhino's Vision:
Easily the best game of the week. Opposing teams have been soft on Nellie thus far this season. And they were just nicked by the Invader last week in a low scoring affair. Da Bears have been a hot and cold team and also struggled last week. But this week could be their chance to take a big step towards recovery. Could be and should be tight, but Nellie slides again... The Rhino says...N3V1L win by +3. |
| Game # | Visitors | Home | |
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| 6 | Dynamic Duo | VS. | Fighting Lounge Chairs |
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The Rhino's Vision:
Did you hear that? What? That crushing sound. I guess the sound waives haven't reached your girly man ears yet. You'll know it when you see it on Monday. It's the sound of a boy named Len playing on the railroad tracks looking up just in time to see the Duo locomotive barreling over him! The Rhino says...Dynamic Duo win by +10. |