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| 1 | Hemo Goblins | VS. | Fighting Lounge Chairs |
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The Rhino's Vision:
Chairs came up with a clutch win last week against THRAK. Unfortunately they host the defending and the apparent repeat champ... The Rhino says...Hemo Goblins win by +9. |
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| 2 | Doughboys | VS. | Gravy Boat Captains |
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The Rhino's Vision:
The Doughboys stumbled to victory last week while the Boats rolled over the TSharks. I'm going with the minor upset here... The Rhino says...Doughboys win by +2. |
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| 3 | Destroyers | VS. | Rough Riders |
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The Rhino's Vision:
The Destroyers rolled over for the Goblins last week while the Riders opted to hand a huge gift to the Doughboys by starting not one, not two, but three players on bye! Good Grief Charlie Brown! Lucy's the one that pulls the football away. You don't just pull it away yourself you goofball! Argh!!!!!
The Rhino says...Rough Riders win by +6. |
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| 4 | Dynamic Duo | VS. | TigerSharks |
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The Rhino's Vision:
Duo. Wouldn't that be a pair? You know, two. I tried to figure out what that relates too, but I couldn't. Two losing seasons? Nope. This would be their third including their weak 7-9 championship season. Winning streak? Nope. They won 3 in a row back in weeks 3 to 5. Number of games they are going to win yet this season? Possibly. Oh, wait I know it's the number of games in the TigerSharks losing streak. A streak that the Duo will bring to an end for them! The Rhino says...TigerSharks win by +5. |
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| 5 | Invaders | VS. | Young Guns (N.F.O.) |
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The Rhino's Vision:
The worst of the South bowl. But kudos to the Guns for lighting it up last week against the Duo. I'd like to give you the nod this week, but there's one real problem with that: St. Louis at Chicago. The Rhino says...Invaders win by +3. |
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| 6 | THRAK | VS. | Private's Parts |
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The Rhino's Vision:
I guess this would be the Horseshoe Bowl. The Parts bounced back with a weak effort only out done by their opponent the Invaders. THRAK put up an average effort and dropped the horseshoe. The scramble is on! Who's gonna pick it up? It's hard to say because these two teams have been so average and even more lucky. Thus you go to the historical archives and learn that the Parts always seem to have THRAK's number...they lead this series 11-5. Hard to argue with that. The Rhino says...Private's Parts win by +2. |