RhinoVision - Week #07

It sure is starting to look like the HomoGlobs are going to defend their championship with little resistance. Are they destined to become as successful and hated as the Scum?

Riders, if you need some assistance in identifying what happened come Monday, this might help...

The Rhino says...Hemo Goblins win by +12.

Remember all those spankings as a kid Doughboys? Well, too bad Dynamic Dad hadn't read this first. Payback time...

The Rhino says...Doughboys win by +4.

Instead of watching the game this week, the Destroyers are advised to write a sequel to this classic 70's tune. I'll help you get started with the title: "I Want Indiana"!

The Gravy Boats have been in the dumps for weeks. This is just the game to get them out of it and the scheduling just makes that look all the more likely...

The Rhino says...Gravy Boat Captains win by +5.

Welcome to the Average Bowl! This might actually be a pretty good game. But the Rhino thinketh the TSharks will make the Invaders confess to the Priest...

The Rhino says...TigerSharks win by +6.

Just when it looked like THRAK was left for dead, they churn out their best game of the year. Well, the lid's going back on the Derrick Mason Jar as that was a career day.

The Young Guns struggled and lost a close one to the always lucky Parts. These teams are pretty much statistically the same and this could be real close or maybe a complete blowout, who ever really knows? This week the Guns struggle again, but they still squeeze by this dog...

The Rhino says...Young Guns (N.F.O.) win by +1.

The Part's continue their clench on the horseshoe. Here's some help for you before you fall.

Of all the numerous average teams (i.e. Those not going by the name "Hemo Goblins") the Rhino see's the Chairs making slow progress with a mostly no-name team. And as much as I think that you -like virtually everyone else, are better than the Parts, the scheduling Gods have bestowed one more week of clenching power to the Parts!

The Rhino says...Private's Parts win by +4.