RhinoVision - Week #04

Ah the Parts came away greasy, but unscathed last week against the brain dead GBC. How long are you going to be able to clench that horseshoe before it falls out? Meanwhile the TigerShark did alright, but also came away as loser last week. Monday's headline: "TigerSharks bite off Private's Parts!"

The Rhino says...TigerSharks win by +3.

Did you enjoy your win last week Guns? Good, because you're going back to getting violated again this week! The returning champ is just too much for you...

The Rhino says...Hemo Goblins win by +6.

The Duo wiped their feet on the doormat Invaders last week, but you'll have to do better this week if you expect to swamp the Boats. Okay, make that probably have to be better. Why? Because the GBC ownership is apparently overboard or at the very least, overly confident. This is the first known case of an owner intentionally entering a game down by one player. Not just any player but a running back! Your team might be good, but they aren't that good. Face it, you were a stupid f^@& for even attempting it. Oh, and you caused the Rhino to lose face. Bad move. You'll have to pay for that later, but I still think you're better than the Dynamic Flounder this week...

The Rhino says...Gravy Boat Captains win by +4.

The rookie got thumped again last week, but not as bad as the Chairs. The Chairs get back to the win column by baking the Doughboys...any other week. No lime Ricky means a lemon of a loss and the Rhino's upset special...

The Rhino says...Doughboys win by +1.

THRAK enters week #4 on a two game winning streak against two divisional opponents. Surely it must feel good to have at least a game in hand against those who matter the most. The Destroyers showed some moxie last week by landing the TSharks. Kudos. Can you sink another one this week underdog? Not so fast, caped crusader!

The Rhino says...THRAK win by +5.

ARF, ARF! It's the DotW! If it looks like shit, smells like shit, and it definately plays like shit, then it must be shit, right? No, it could be the Invaders or the Rough Riders. But if it's really big, smelly and shitty it must be both of them! Tada! It's like PFM.

It warms the Rhino's cold heart to see the Rough Riders come and lay down on the savannah to be trampled. Just like old times, isn't it? Yes, but this time around there seems to be some bad luck involved. And the Invaders seem to be laying down also, although this is out of character for them. Surely they are heartsick over the situation. So here's a nugget for you...whoever loses this game gets into the record book and not for stellar achievement either. As bad as it is for you two you can take some solace in that your fortune may change. Want proof? Well one of you is going to win and the other has yet to play Private's Parts. That's a 3-0 team? My ass, the're at least as shitty as both of you and probably even worse! Anyhow, back to the task at hand. The Rhino see's the dark cloud following Invaders a bit longer now that you've lost Faulk. Actually even with Faulk you'd still be in trouble. Although it may be quite a bit longer that you struggle, eventually you will hit the soft spot in week #10.

The Rhino says...Rough Riders win by +6.