RhinoVision - Week #01

Last year's Cross-Dressed Championship rematch...As you were all informed, these are going to be mostly short and not necessarily sweet this season. Mostly just picks without comments. It was either that or wander off across the savannah...

The Goblins begin their title defense in what could be another tough struggle from the start. But they weathered the adversity last season and gave up the ghost that haunted them early on. But the ghost is back as the Invaders get their revenge, but not the trophy...

The Rhino says...Invaders win by +4.

The Rhino is initially impressed with the young PUNK-ASS ROOKIE and his drafting prowess. Meanwhile the TSharks swim in the large school of "eh" teams. Prove your worth from square one DOH-head...

The Rhino says...Doughboys win by +5.

The Rhino was most unimpressed by the Destroyers draft. You might be the one team that should consider drafting by proxy next season! Prepare to meet thy God as you are about to get gunned down by a better team...

The Rhino says...Young Guns (N.F.O.) win by +8.

Ah, my trusty old whipping boy the Rough Riders have wandered back onto the savannah for some more abuse. I recall that during your last foray in the SFFL I had given you your props as you weren't dredging the bottom as you had so many times in the past. But drafting by proxy isn't the way to build on that past success. "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss..."

The Rhino says...Private's Parts win by +4.

Welcome to the 2003 Lame Name Bowl...don't worry, there's plenty of other that could be in it. Actually ten others if you don't count former teams...

I don't know why, but I like this matchup. I really shouldn't as the Boats look better. At least on paper. At least here in the hours before the season opener. Here's Monday's cheesy sports headline "Gravy Stained Chairs"...

The Rhino says...Gravy Boat Captains win by +4.

Two former champions square off in the "hope things work out better this season" game. Both would surely like to relive those past glory days. Don't count on it. This game is pretty much a "pick 'em" game. Slight edge to THRAK unless they start James Stewart.

The Rhino says...THRAK win by +1.