RhinoVision - Week #12



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1 Dynamic Duo VS. Gravy Boat Captains
The Rhino's Vision:

Technically it's not over for the Duo yet, but in addition to winning the next two, they need just about everyone to lose. The Boats could help them out, but they won't be doing it this week. Thus expect the League Office to come calling next week looking for the travel arrangements of one Joe Barbie. It's over Duo...

The Rhino says...Gravy Boat Captains win by +3.


 
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2 Fighting Lounge Chairs VS. Elephants
The Rhino's Vision:

This is the story of two teams on the outside looking in. Both could reach the playoffs with a good finish and some help. Okay, a lot of help in the case of the Chairs who will have a much tougher time reaching the promised land. The stats may say Elephants, but the Rhino thinks otherwise this week...

The Rhino says...Fighting Lounge Chairs win by +1.


 

>>>> Game of the Week <<<<
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3 Destroyers VS. SQUONK
The Rhino's Vision:

Ah, the Northwest Division...all knotted up at 6-5. While you two slags were asleep at the wheel, you let the Goblins wander into the yard. Bad idea, because one of you are most likely going to pay the price for it, right here, right now.

The Rhino has had a dismal year, but this week SQUONK will help him prove one point he made early one...the Destroyers aren't as good as they appear(ed)...

The Rhino says...SQUONK win by +5.


 
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4 Hemo Goblins VS. TigerSharks
The Rhino's Vision:

And here comes the little dog now... Ready to do battle with the resurgent TigerSharks. A team that was left for dead but has battled back for an outside shot at the playoffs. The Rhino thinketh that the fish swallow this dog, but the dog may survive...

The Rhino says...TigerSharks win by +1.


 
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5 THRAK VS. Invaders
The Rhino's Vision:

THRAK is hanging on to the third seed in the Southern Conference. Fortunately for their sake it's a good thing they have a bit of a cushion as the Invader will show no mercy (For the truely mobid)...

Bonus Round: Completely unrelated, but the Rhino found this while researching for this pick. Too amusing to not pass on.

The Rhino says...Invaders win by +14.


 

>>>> Dog of the Week <<<<
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6 Private's Parts VS. Young Guns
The Rhino's Vision:

Believe it or not, the Young Guns could still actually make the playoffs. Obviously the "not" is a far more likely outcome. But nothing is for certain this season and the Parts are well aware of their struggles down the mid-stretch. The Guns might put up a fight, but the day belongs to the Parts...

The Rhino says...Private's Parts win by +12.