RhinoVision - Week #10

Psst...Boats. Move fast, Jeff George is now playing in Seattle. Better go get the old man to chuck the ball to old man Carter.

Both of these teams come in to this important Northeast Division game with a win, but neither could be considered a powerhouse. But with four teams in the Northern Conference at 5-4, it's still wide open. So even though the Duo is the defending champions, the past might be all they have to feel good about. The stats say Duo, but the schedule say Boats...

The Rhino says...Gravy Boat Captains win by +2.

Are the Elephants of old back? They've already won more games than they did all last season and they are rolling on a four game winning streak. A far cry from that 1-4 start.

And the Destroyer? Well they're just showing their true colors just as the Rhino said they would. You may have started 4-0, but that 1-4 mid-season has led may to cash in on your soft under-belly. All is not lost though as you are one of the 6-5 masses.

So it is, two different stories, that are basically the same. The trend continues...

The Rhino says...Elephants win by +3.

The Goblins are another team that has fought off adversity by reversing their 1-4 start by going 3-1 down the middle. But this week they meet the league titan. A team that appeared to have destiny written all over it, but seems to be headed to a different destiny of late. Scoring less seems to benefit the Invaders as they have scored over 100 points in two of their last four games. The result? Loss, loss! Thus a 2-2 mid-season. Sort of defies logic, but welcome to SFFL reality.

As much as the Goblins have been a scrappy bunch, they just aren't up to this task...

The Rhino says...Invaders win by +9.

Ah, yes the roller coaster better know as SQUONK versus the "confused" Fighting Lounge Chairs.

I'm afraid to get near this psychotic mess. Both of you should seek help.

The Rhino says...Fighting Lounge Chairs win by +1.

The Part's got stomped by the rampaging Elephants last week, but generally have faired pretty well as they continue their quest to right last year's wrong. Well nothing could make the Parts happier than running into that old cheap girlfriend, THRAK.

THRAK got off to a slow start before getting on a roll. Unfortunately for them, they are rolling again...downhill! Eventually it has to stop. Just ain't gonna be this week...

Ugly Bowl. It's about respect and sibling rivalry. These two children are struggling to garner Mom's attention. They both want to go to the dance but there's not enough tickets go to around. Right now, neither of have a ticket to the show nor does it seem you're going to get one. This one's about pride and not being in the basement. Tough call with these two slags...

The Rhino says...TigerSharks win by +4.