RhinoVision - Week #09

THRAK missed a big opportunity last week when they stumbled over the Elephants. And last year's champs are looking a lot like this year's chump. So who will get more of the same this week? The Rhino thinketh the Duo keeps working to get into the record book...

The Rhino says...THRAK win by +4.

The Elephants should be a big underdog in this game, but they amd the Parts both come into this one on three game winning streaks. Add in the Part's playing without McAllister and the noose tightens a bit for them. Could there be an upset in the making here? Will the Parts hang on to their league best record? The Parts will be running scared, but the talent level is still better on their side...

The Rhino says...Private's Parts win by +2.

The Boats float into this one with a win after righting the ship last week against the Guns. The also made the monumental waiver aquisition of Cris Carter last week. Surely it's the final piece of the puzzle...or is it?

SQUONK meanwhile has had their ups and downs of late, but have regained their divisional lead from the Destroyers. So where does this all take us? The Rhino thinks the Boats could win this one, but SQUONK is no slouch. But the Rhino just sees through all and wants to point out what Boat's waiver move really is...

The Rhino says...SQUONK win by +5.

These teams are both coming into this game off a loss last week. But there's no time to dwell as this is a major game that could alter the landscape of the Northwest Division dramatically. The Destroyers are trying to prove they are the 4-0 team that started the season, not the 1-3 slags they have been of late.

The Hemo Goblins started a dismal 1-4, before winning a couple before their latest loss. So here's the skinny...rising team vs. falling (fallen?) team and it's Halloween week, come on! Enjoy the ride Destroyers...

The Rhino says...Hemo Goblins win by +2.

The TigerSharks have come back from the dead as they have averaged over 91 points a game the past three weeks. Fluke or Fact? This week you get to cast the deciding vote.

And the Invaders? Well they've put up 106 and 107 points the past two weeks...and lost both games. Okay, here's your chance. Don't let yourself down and don't let the Rhino down as he's having his worse season ever thanks to stupid shit like I just mentioned...

The Rhino says...Invaders win by +8.

The Guns are the other team competing with the Duo to get into the record book for the wrong reason: a losing streak. Three in a row in the Guns case. The Guns played this past week without a defense after trying to aquire the Arizona D as a scab. Lucky for them as the mighty AZ-D put up a nice -6. I believe your time has come.

Didn't the Chairs used to use a good year, bad year schedule? Seems they've trade it in for an all bad years schedule. But they did push out that nugget against the Invaders last week. At least you haven't rolled over and played dead yet. And there's no reason to as you are a team on the rise. So this week you get to help the Guns pursue their record book dreams...

The Rhino says...Fighting Lounge Chairs win by +1.