RhinoVision - Week #08

Both of these teams are coming off of loses they really needed to win. Particularly for the defending champs who are on a two game slide. And this week they have to do it without Ricky-Ticky. And that ticking you hear is SQUONK dropping the bomb on you...

The Rhino says...SQUONK win by +2.

The battle of the backup QB's. The stats give THRAK the edge and the Elephants ramble forth without their top pick. It doesn't bode well for our pachaderm friend...

The Rhino says...THRAK win by +6.

Ordinarily this would be very close matchup with a slight edge to the Guns. But the Boats come into this week without their #1 leak plugger, Tomlinson. That's their meal ticket so, let the feast being for the Guns, while the famine continue for the Boats...

The Rhino says...Young Guns win by +7.

As unbelievable as I find the Destroyers ability to have one of the best records in the league, they seem to get it done fairly regularly. Does this team scare anyone? I still think their days are numbered. Even if you do make it to the playoffs, you can forget about talking to Joe.

Apparently someone stuck last week's Rhino Report on the bulletin board in the TigerShark's locker room because they certainly stood up and decided to stand proud of last week's effort. As much as I loath the though, the Destroyers are sending the T-Sharks back to the shitcan...

The Rhino says...Destroyers win by +4.

The Parts are riding high after dropping the Invaders last week. And the Goblins are also as they easily sank the Boats. The Parts are really going to have to suck it up this week without Faulk. Well, It might be tough but the Parts are a far better team on any day...

The Rhino says...Private's Parts win by +4.

This week's "not going to talk about it" game. Let the slide continue. Chairs, please just walk into the barn...

The Rhino says...Invaders win by +15.