RhinoVision - Week #06



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1 Hemo Goblins VS. Dynamic Duo
The Rhino's Vision:

Well here we have ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...Oh, sorry. Where was I? Oh, yeah...here we have a pretty meaningless game during the mid-stretch of the season. The Duo need this game to keep pace with GBC, but the Hemo Gobblers need any win at this point! The Rhino sees the Duo spoiling the holiday.

The Rhino says...Dynamic Duo win by +7.


 

>>>> Dog of the Week <<<<
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2 TigerSharks VS. Elephants
The Rhino's Vision:

"Ditto's Rush" This might put me to sleep even faster than the last one! Somebody gets to take a step up from the depths of dispair by winning in this one. The Rhino gives the Elephants a slight edge in this one because the Sharks are just a too sad.

The Rhino says...Elephants win by +2.


 
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3 Gravy Boat Captains VS. Private's Parts
The Rhino's Vision:

The battle of the early season powerhouses. Both of these team got out of the gate fast. But after those first couple of weeks, the road has had its pitfalls. This is a very good match up, but doesn't have a direct affect on the divisional races so it doesn't get GoTW billing. Tough call...The Rhino will go with the wily old veteran, but the rookie upset isn't out of the realm...

The Rhino says...Private's Parts win by +1.


 

>>>> Game of the Week <<<<
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4 Destroyers VS. SQUONK
The Rhino's Vision:

The previous game is a better matchup, but the significance of this game is much greater. The 800lb. gorilla known as SQUONK seems to have gotten his glasses knocked off by THRAK last week. Incidentally, this makes a perfect 4-0 against SQUONK. Not an amazing feat as they aren't the only one particularly when you consider the "lean" early years.

Just as the Rhino predicted, the Invaders exposed the Destroyers for who they really are last week. Well this week they play their mentor who, without a doubt will again be schooling the boy...

The Rhino says...SQUONK win by +6.


 
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5 Invaders VS. Young Guns
The Rhino's Vision:

Can anyone stop the high flying Invaders? This week that question is posed to the Young Guns whom once again are putting together a good season. But once again they also can't seem to escape the Parts. I hope you enjoyed your stint at the top of the division...

The Rhino says...Young Guns win by +7.


 
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6 THRAK VS. Fighting Lounge Chairs
The Rhino's Vision:

After getting off to a slow start, the Chairs have strung together a two game winning streak. Meanwhile THRAK was busily reeducating SQUONK. Is this the real THRAK or just a deviation? I'd bet on the later, but more likely the truth lies somewhere in-between. The Chairs got a soft win last week and will most likely get another next week against the TigerSharks. I don't think you'll find this week's sandwich to appetizing...

The Rhino says...THRAK win by +6.