RhinoVision - Week #05

Is this the week the Destroyers get exposed for what they really are? I believe the Invaders will show you who the real power is here...

Okay class, did you complete this week's required reading before this class? These teams are very closely matched. Unfortunately for both of them the're matching up at the bottom of the league.

Even more unfortunate for the Chairs is they are stacked against the wall this week and will be hard pressed to make this game as close as these teams appear on paper.

The Rhino says...Hemo Goblins win by +7.

The Duo lost by a heartbreaking one point last week. Ha! Ha! I feel just terrible for you...NOT! Meanwhile the TigerSharks finally managed to win a game. Too bad you're going back to the status quo this week...

The Rhino says...Dynamic Duo win by +9.

The Elephants are coming off another spanking last week. And this week they could really further their playoff hopes by stepping it up. The Boats took off from the dock fast this season, but have gotten smoked two weeks in a row. Is the the shine starting to wear off of the upstart rookie? Still too early to tell and the Elephants would be an unlikely team to expose any further weaknesses they might have...

The Rhino says...Gravy Boat Captains win by +4.

This is the one to watch. A bitter rivalry that pits the surging Guns against the slumping Parts. The Rhino thinks the Guns could hang around to pester the Parts for the duration of the season. But this week the Parts bounce back and once again keep the Guns at bay...

The Rhino says...Private's Parts win by +3.

THRAK seemed to be doing their best flaming invalid impression this season. Oh wait, I forgot the "AGAIN"! (Now go back to the Duo comments and click on Nelson again.)

Okay, Okay...SQUONK. You appear to be different that in the past. You appear to be the real deal. Really. Guess you should have moved sooner. But wait, you can still stake your claim!

You didn't really think I'd have much to say about the actual matchup here, did you? Even SQUONK can see what's going to happen here...

The Rhino says...SQUONK win by +15.