RhinoVision - Week #04

"I said running game, not Runaways!"
- Comment overheard by the Rhino as he passed by the THRAK offices the other day.

The Invaders are one of the better teams in the league at this time. And I don't see anything that's going to make that change this week.

THRAK should probably stay with The Runaways this week because it probably would be the best advice I can give him...

The Rhino says...Invaders win by +10.

Although the Duo are 1-2 they are a better team than their record indicates. One has to wonder what is with the revolving door on the locker room. Seems kind of silly.

Chairs, Chairs, Chairs what's a poor boy to do when he's staring a shocking winless 0-4 straight in the face? It will get better...maybe. Until then, this might help.

The Rhino says...Dynamic Duo win by +8.

Well good moring my little friend SQUONK! Sleeping well these days? I'd like to tell you that I'm disappointed in you not winning last week, but I'm not. I'm the visionary, remember? I gave you the nod just so I could watch your tourtured soul stumble. And right on cue you did. It's okay, there's help for you in this sad little world.

Speaking of disappointments...it appears the only one's who are spooked by the Goblins are themselves. My man, you lost to THRAK! Do you know how sad that is? And it really doesn't look much better for you this week. You were already crushed by SQUONK in week #2. Maybe next week you can redeem yourself as you get the Floundering Chairs. Speaking of...you might want to follow that link I left for them too!

The Rhino says...SQUONK win by +6.

The Elephant finally knocked someone down! Yea! It's a far cry from their glory days, but it's a start. And a critical divisional win none the less. It's about time old boy!

Not much different for the Guns either. They stood up and shot their protege. That probably would have been too much to bear to lose to the TigerWussies.

Wow, I almost feel compelled to write something serious as this is actually a good matchup. This is the real GotW, not that 4-0 showdown that's getting all the hype. I'm not sure which way to go here as these appear to be two evenly matched teams. Somebody's going to be able to use the word "winning streak" after this game. The Rhino thinketh it be the Elephants...barely.

The Rhino says...Elephants win by +1.

Good God TigerSharks, do yourself a favor! Welcome to the club.

GBC, what can I tell you, start filing the paperwork now...

The Rhino says...Gravy Boat Captains win by +12.

Somebody going home with a bloody nose in this one. And somebody else gets to brag about their "streak" and how they are the only undefeated team, yadda, yadda. Gee, we can hardly wait.

I really don't have much to say about this one. It's hype, not reality. Surely the Destroyers don't really believe they are an equal 3-0 to the Parts. I guess I'll just link you to a nice little story that discusses a few things you shouldn't do, including touching Private's Parts.

The Rhino says...Private's Parts win by +6.