RhinoVision - Week #03

Okay so maybe the boats aren't sinking as fast as I anticipated. It's a long road ahead, but you've proven your team has some worth at least early in the season. Can you maintain it?
Invaders, still stinging from that drubbing by the Duo? What can I say...it's going to get worse before it gets better. Because you're going to get motored over by the Boats. Not that I think they are a vastly superior team, but the NFL schedule is very much against you this week...

The Rhino says...Gravy Boat Captains win by +4.

Chairs, is this one of your winning or losing years? I don't recall what it's supposed to be, but I can certainly tell you what it smells like from here. Oh, and it's not roses!
Dear Destroyers, please don't let your 2-0 record fog your vision. NEWS FLASH: Your team isn't one as good as it seems. You've squeezed out a good start, and unless your compatriots step it up you can be proud of being a winner in weak Northwest Division. And this week you get a gift to inflate your delusion further...

The Rhino says...Destroyers win by +6.

This game is a basically a repeat of my previous assessment of the match up. The defending champs who at 1-1 should still be considered a real threat of going the distance again...at this point anyway. They've put up solid numbers consistantly thus far and that's what it takes in the long haul.
Oh how the once mighty have fallen! After 5 straight playoff years and 3 straight title game appearances the Elephants now appear weary. After last season's disaster surely they were hoping for better. You finished up with three straight wins, but have found your way back to your losing ways. The misery continues...

The Rhino says...Dynamic Duo win by +6.

What the hell is wrong with you two? Here's two teams that looked like contenders at the outset, but have yet to show much promise. Short one here...
The Goblins appear to be spooked by a possible injury to Ahman Green and an unkind NFL schedule. Take advantange while you can THRAK, darker days will return...

The Rhino says...THRAK win by +4.

Isn't this supposed to be a rivalry? Come on Sharks, at least try to win! The Rhino really, really wants to pick the upset here but he's hasn't been drinking yet today...

The Rhino says...Young Guns win by +8.

Finally! A game that at least poses some interesting possibilities. The Parts appear to back in form early this season and poised for another title run. After last season, surely they are hungry to get back there again.
And my dear friend SQUONK...I still don't believe you're the real deal. You are this season's whipping boy. Thank the Rough Riders for that. But I'll throw you a bone this week and say "UPSET"!!! I can't wait until you disappoint me...

The Rhino says...SQUONK win by +1.