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1 | Dynamic Duo | VS. | Private's Parts |
The Rhino's Vision:
Ah, another season begins....And we start with last year's championship rematch. Not a whole lot to say about this one. The Parts will makeup for pass ills and right there wrong...even though they'd much rather have had the last one. The Rhino says...Private's Parts win by +4. |
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2 | Invaders | VS. | Elephants |
The Rhino's Vision:
Could it be back to back losing seasons for the Elephants? Drafting my proxy is never a good or desirable thing, but all things considered, the Elephants faired well. But the simple facts are that the Invaders had a very good draft and are fielding a well balanced squad... The Rhino says...Invaders win by +5. |
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3 | Fighting Lounge Chairs | VS. | Gravy Boat Captains |
The Rhino's Vision:
Okay, enough with the ridiculously long names! Welcome to the big league PUNK-ASS ROOKIE! The Rhino sees a very long and tortured season for the Boat Captains. And even if you do pull off some miracle, don't expect your presence here to be very pleasant until late in the season. You've got an uphill battle and a marginal team, deal with it. Actually you've got a shitty team, but I'm feeling nice, warm and inviting today.
The Rhino says...Fighting Lounge Chairs win by +2. |
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4 | THRAK | VS. | Destroyers |
The Rhino's Vision:
THRAK enters 2002 coming off their worst season ever. The hang over from the 2001 title run was a brutal one. But it appears that they are back with a vengeance. A vengeance that could easily be cut down by a scapel on an ACL. Pinning your hopes on two ACL survivors, a rookie and a solid back on a shitty NFL team? You pay your money, you take your chances. Time will tell.
The Rhino says...THRAK win by +4. |
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5 | Young Guns | VS. | Hemo Goblins |
The Rhino's Vision:
Ah, the other PUNK-ASS ROOKIE. We all know the Rhino likes to kick the rookies around. But the Rhino has respect for this one. A very strong draft will prove to be the downfall of many a veteran team this season. The Goblins appear to be a viable replacement for the Eager Beavers.
The Rhino says...Young Guns win by +3. |
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6 | TigerSharks | VS. | SQUONK |
The Rhino's Vision:
This is one of those game I don't even want to disgust...er, discuss. Let's get the introductions out of the way: "Shitty, meet Shitty." There, can we move on?
The Rhino says...TigerSharks win by +3. |