RhinoVision - Week #11

We're moving fast today because the Rhino needs to get the furkey in the oven...

The Riders days are number as exhibited by their 3 game slide. But oh, look deeper...they haven't won since week #5 when they beat that rugged 1-9 Elephants team. Since then they are a whopping 0-4-1! These ARE your fathers Rough Riders.

Not so quick THRAK! That's an impressive 6 game slide you've got hung around your neck. "I'm Cross-Dressed Champion!" Yeah, and bin Laden will conquer the infidels. "My running game got wiped out by injuries." Boo hoo. The only part of that championship trophy you can proudly lay claim to at this point would be the dress!

Face it, you both suck. At least THRAK isn't hiding this fact. But that team is so bad I've got take my beloved whippin' boy...

The Rhino says...Rough Riders win by +4.

Not a lot of big matchups this week, but this one is as good as it gets. The Invaders have skated through the fairly weak Southwest although FLC has started to show signs of life. And the Guns are, as I've said before, the best middle of the pack team in the league. I was leaning towards the Guns, but when I saw My Favorite Martin has a bye this week, it sealed the deal...

The Rhino says...Young Guns win by +8.

The Chairs have been on a tear of late and now have a 5 game winning streak going. And the Parts we all know have that perfect 10 game roll they are riding on. So what does this mean? Well, we have to resort back to our math lessons we all learned in grade school: 10 / 5 = 2. So there you have it, the Parts are twice the team the Chairs are and thus the charade is over...

The Rhino says...Private's Parts win by +10.

It seems the Beavers dam is beginning to leak more and more each week. And the Sharks obviously didn't like last week's "little fish" comment. Pretty clear that made its way to the bulletin board in the locker room. Actually, I see this as a pretty good match-up also...good enough to get the GOTW tag.

I like the fishes chances, but you ain't swimming below the dam, damn it! (I'm so witty!)

The Rhino says...Eager Beavers win by +3.

WHOA! What the hell is that smell? Why it's the bigger dog of the week! Being your seasons will be over soon, I thought I'd point out that there are recreational things to do in the off season being both of yours are only 3 weeks away. You might want to invite THRAK along as that team will fit right in.

Guess I should prognosticate now...OK.

The Rhino says...SQUONK win by +1.

Hey Destroyers, did you enjoy last week? Good because Moss gets Chicago this week and you get to come back to reality!

The Rhino says...Destroyers win by +2.