RhinoVision - Week #10

THRAK has a great opportunity to salvage his season, but it has to begin this week. Taylor still isn't back and Jackson is at Baltimore, so the addition of Mike Anderson is welcome again. But the Chairs are on a 4 game streak and other than their QB situation this week, they shouldn't have too much to worry about...

The Rhino says...Fighting Lounge Chairs win by +3.

With the Chairs breathing down their neck, the Invaders would like to put some more space between them to lockup that all important home field advantage(?) for the divisional championship. But it has to come against this year's juggernaut, the Parts. The Parts have shown weaknesses at times while the Invaders have collapsed in some weeks. The Invaders are a respectable team, but the Parts have visions of the perfect season dancing in their head. May this serve as their voodoo hex! This could be the end of the line for the Parts, but don't count on it...

The Rhino says...Private's Parts win by +5.

This may be the best game of the week, but it is the second most significant game. (see below.) The Guns are by far the best "middle of the road" team in the league. One has to wonder how they are just above .500 this season. They face off with the other juggernaut, the Eager Beavers. But the Guns need not look far to see that "The cards are stacked against you."

The Rhino says...Eager Beavers win by +7.

This is a nothing game. It looks like it could be of more importance to the TigerSharks, but it's not going to matter. Oh SQUONK, hey you one last week. Sweet. Here's the bonus round...

The Rhino says...SQUONK win by +2.

According to this, two negatives make a positive so then this must be a great game! Hey, don't tell me it ain't so because I found this wisdom on the Internet, the only place to find the real truths. The Elephants only pride this season surely lies in the fact that his homeland may return to a civil way of life because this football team just can't be bringing them any happiness these days. Meanwhile the Destroyers have crawled up from the deep by going 2-0-1 in the past three weeks. I'm going with what I would consider a minor upset. Here's a three game winning streak for you Destroyers...

The Rhino says...Destroyers win by +1.

Now this is the biggie this week. The Duo can land within a half a game of the Riders this week if they play well. But the schedule is stacked against them this week. The Rhino takes the Riders this week, but you should get a shot at them for the divisional title.

The Rhino says...Dynamic Duo win by +2.