RhinoVision - Week #08




>>>> Dog of the Week <<<<
Game # Visitors Home
1 TigerSharks VS. THRAK
The Rhino's Vision:

Loser #1 vs. Loser #2. Zzzzzzzzzzz.....The Sharks have been all over the map this season while THRAK has been generally a disappointment. The Rhino's going to go with the minor upset as THRAK seems to be on an upswing, although that could end at any moment...

The Rhino says...THRAK win by +3.


 
Game # Visitors Home
2 Destroyers VS. Invaders
The Rhino's Vision:

Quick Batman, hit the snooze bar!

The Rhino says...Invaders win by +9.


 
Game # Visitors Home
3 Rough Riders VS. Fighting Lounge Chairs
The Rhino's Vision:

The Rough Riders better wipe the Destroyers lipstick off before FLC arrives. Could cause a jealous bitch rage from the Chairs! As much as the Rhino likes to see the Riders suffer, I just don't see FLC being the one to inflict the suffering...

The Rhino says...Rough Riders win by +4.


 

>>>> Game of the Week <<<<
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4 Dynamic Duo VS. Private's Parts
The Rhino's Vision:

Now this is a game. The surging upstart against the solid veteran who's been on a roll. Last week the Parts slipped past THRAK who brought their game, but still remains the Parts bitch. Meanwhile, the Duo has been lighting it up. While the Rhino might consider going with the Duo upset in most weeks, this weeks bye schedule seems to hurt them more. Thus the Parts are a hummin'...

The Rhino says...Private's Parts win by +5.


 
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5 Elephants VS. Young Guns
The Rhino's Vision:

WOW! The Elephant really are a bad team aren't they? Just doesn't seem right now does it? But it's true. And although the Young Guns slipped this week, I see them jumping back on the A-train against the Elestinks...

The Rhino says...Young Guns win by +8.


 
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6 SQUONK VS. Eager Beavers
The Rhino's Vision:

You do realize that as bad as SQUONK is, 5 game losing streak and 4 games back of the Beavers, if the playoffs started today this would be the Northwest Divisional Championship game! So one good game at the right time could do a lot for you. Fortunately for them, this week doesn't really matter because it's the middle of the season and the Beavers are going to swack you real hard with that tail!

The Rhino says...Eager Beavers win by +12.