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Millionnaire Pond Scum |
Vs. |
THRAK |
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SCUM by +9
THRAK gave it the old college try and came up with a respectable 48 points, until you look at what the SCUM did. Once again a stellar running performance buried THRAK as the SCUM's Barry Sanders rolls up 30 points of their 75 point tally. SCUM bounces back from last weeks weak showing to clearly illustrate that they are once again the team to beat...at least in the North Division. Meanwhile THRAK lays lifeless on the turf. If CPR is not administered immediately, this team is dead. At the very least severe brain damage has aready occurred. (What size dress is that?)
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Hackers |
Vs. |
Invaders |
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Hackers by +3
Favre has a good day for the Hackers so nobody else bothered to even appear. The Invaders snap their 3 game slide by easily handling the Hackers. Speaking of the Hackers it sure looks like they want to join the Prom Court this season. Much like THRAK their lifeless carcass is laying motionless on the turf. Another miracle cure seems to be need over here. This was a big win for the Invaders as they prepare to make the stretch run for the playoffs in the South Division.
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Elephants |
Vs. |
Fighting Lounge Chairs |
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FLC by +6
FLC seems to be cruising on auto-pilot as they just skim past the Elephants. Then again, nothing short of a complete collapes would keep FLC out of the playoffs at this point. The seem to be back to their 1995 tricks of "no more that it takes" to win. Thus endearing themselves to the other teams in the league. The Elephants may be the team that fell the hardest this week because with this loss they fell from first to third in the North Division. Hard luck when your opponent decides to slack. But you didn't exactly light up the scoreboard.
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Eager Beavers |
Vs. |
Private's Parts |
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Beavers by +1
Why do you guys let me do these kind of things? Are you just plain sick, or what? When you see a child place loaded pistol to their head you yell "NO!" not "Need some help?". So without any intervention the Parts blow the Beaver's brains and the bullet passes clean through to clip the Rhino in the head also. The Beavers are working hard to live up to their rookie billing and don't seem to be disappointing anyone in the process. For the Parts this is a crucial win that keeps them in sight of FLC and the South Division crown.
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Bulimic Cannibals |
Vs. |
Rough Riders |
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Riders by +5
So the Riders finally got tired of being punched in the nose. Everything is rosy for them this week as by an act of God somehow they have stumbled to the top of the North Division heap. And they might just stay there as they meet the Eager Beaver this coming week. The Cannibals stumbled along with THRAK as they both fall another game behind. Let the battle for the basement begin!