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Millionnaire Pond Scum |
50 |
Vs. |
Private's Parts | 61 |
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PARTS by +4
| The Rhino pegs this rematch of last season's Cross-Dressed Championship! The Parts "convict factor": Lawrence Phillips comes through big time. Is this really the season that the Parts fix their past ills? Time will tell. And the SCUM? You heard it hear first: The dynasty's over, SCUM fails to "Three-peat". They should make the playoffs in the weak North Division, but the South will rise to the top this year. |
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Hackers |
46 |
Vs. |
THRAK | 62 |
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THRAK by +2
THRAK plays tip the cows with the Hackers as they easily topple the Hackers and their mighty QB. If it weren't for the impressive performance by Eddie George, this game would have been really ugly. As for THRAK you really can't find an individual to rave about but as a team, YOW! If this team can do this on a fairly regular basis they might just go places. But one game does not a season make. |
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Rough Riders |
17 |
Vs. |
Invaders | 79 |
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RIDERS by +6
| Attention Rough Riders: YOU SUCK! The Rhino has maligned you in the past and ate crow when you took up the challenge. This year you looked good on paper...toilet paper that is! Are you this year's paper tiger? And now Rice is gone for the year. Uh, oh! Surely you know that you will have to work hard to regain the Rhino's respect. And the Invaders, what's up with that? Michael Irving "average"? Guess I was the one in that smoke filled hotel room. You've proved your worthy of greatness, now prove it's not a fluke. |
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Elephants |
46 |
Vs. |
Bulimic Cannibals | 35 |
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CANNIBALS by +5
| The newly named Cannibals get eaten in their debut by the mighty grey one. Blake failed to produce big numbers and the running game colapsed. Meanwhile the silent giant of the north proves to be the only team to stand up against the South Division's assault. The big names put up good numbers to get the Elephants off to a much better season than last. |
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Eager Beavers |
46 |
Vs. |
Fighting Lounge Chairs | 59 |
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FLC by +2
| Okay, maybe it wasn't the "Dog of the Week" game after all. In fact, it was one of the better games. And the Rhino is happy because he picks up another win. And it was the battle of the golden guns. Unfortunately it occurred on the FLC sidelines! Elway kills the Beavers who would have been better off with a no show. A real game from Elway could have tipped the scale enough the other direction to allow the Beavers to join the ranks of those who regularly fold the chairs. Instead Tim Brown keeps them from being completely embarassed. FLC better hope they start the hot QB consistantly, because you don't have much else going for you. |