The Ballad of Joe Barbie

(Sung to the tune of The Ballad of Jed Clampett)

Come 'n listen to a story 'bout a ma'am named Joe
A poor soldier boy, who's gender is unknown.
And then one day, he was feelin' Patton blue
When 'round the corner came a man with big boobs
Corporal Klinger that is, in a pretty dress, lookin' fine!
Well, the next thing you know, old Joe's a section 8
Military folk said, Joe, get on out of here!
Said, Californy is the place for all you nuts
So he packed up all his stuff and he moved to Frisco
San Fran that is, out of the closet, in pretty dresses!
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Joe and all his glam
He'd like to thank you folks for electin' Clinton in
You're all invited to touch, his satin dress for free
But don't even thing about rejoinin' the army
Re-enlistin', that is, "Don't ask, don't tell"
Y'all keep his secret, ya' hear?