############## #### 1999 #### ############## The 1999 draft will be held at the Palmer house for wayward boys on Friday August 13, 1999 at 6:00pm The 1999 game schedule has been posted in the League Office. Hope you all like the new look and feel of the web site. ### 9/1/99 ### THRAK wins...FINALLY! The Rough Riders finally move to stop the madness by waiving 6 players. Congratulations to the Fighting Lounge Chairs for being the last of the unbeatens at 3-0. The Hackers are sitting pretty at the top of the North Division. The Punk-Ass Rookie SQUONK and the Elephants are battling for the Prom Queen title as both are 0-3. Could there be an 0-5 showdown brewing in week #6 for these pathetic losers? ### 9/5/99 ### Invaders taunt Elephants, Elephants STOMP Invaders! FLC rolls to 4-0 with an 84ppg average. SQUONK gets hacked and lives up to his Punk-Ass Rookie reputation by going to 0-4! Gridlock in the South Division, where 4 teams are 2-2. Week #5 Showdown: Hackers at Eager Beavers. There are several key divisional match-ups this week that could alter the landscape. ### 9/12/99 ### FLC rolls to 5-0, down to 81ppg average. Hackers win fourth straight to lead the North Division at 4-1(4-0). SQUONK continues to stumble, busy picking colors for the Prom Dress! Private's Parts looks to stop 0-3 slide this week against the surging THRAK. Invaders look to inflict FLC with their first loss this week. Rough Riders to attempt HUGE upset of Hackers this week. ### 9/19/99 ### Chairs knocked over by the Invaders for their first loss of the season. SQUONK stomped by Elephants for their 6th straight loss...Welcome to the big league PUNK-ASS ROOKIE!!! Parts avenge their week #4 loss to THRAK. Rough Riders continue the losing tradition by falling to 1-5. Week #7 is the second cross divisional week... Is this a Cross Dressed Championship preview? Hackers at Fighting Lounge Chairs. Young Guns look to pad their record this week against SQUONK. ### 9/26/99 ### Elephants stampede to 4 game winning streak. Eager Beavers and Invaders kiss in the corner, tie at 71. SMACK! FLC beats the Hackers 75-69 in the leaders showdown. Parts continue their domination over the Riders...lead series 6-0! Smoking Young Guns blast SQUONK by 68! SHOWDOWN: SQUONK and Rough Riders battle for basement supremacy. ### 10/9/99 ### Elephants get Gunned down, winning streak ends at 5. Parts shwak the sliding Beavers. SQUONK put up a good fight against Hackers, move to #2 on the losing streak list. Chairs on cruise control as they fold the hapless THRAK, now on a 4 game tumble. Invaders stick it to the now and always sad Rough Riders. Hackers clinch playoff birth while SQUONK still has a mathmatical chance! ### 10/16/99 ### Elephants squeak by Rough Riders. Beavers continue their slide, while FLC rolls on. Young Guns 2Pac THRAK! Hackers smack the Invaders. Parts stick SQUONK with their 10th straight loss. GOTW: Guns at Parts...Guns by 17 (at least). ### 11/7/99 ### Hackers lose, but get first round bye. Chairs stumble for the third week in a row and STILL get a bye. Young Guns at Invaders in South Division wildcard. SQUONK beats Beavers for their first win and knock the Beavers out of the playoffs! Rough Riders visit the Elephants in the North Division wildcard. Hackers win team points award by 20. Elephants win best QB with St. Louis QB. Invaders win best RB with E. James. FLC wins best WR with M. Harrison. Hackers win best Kicker, Miami. ### 11/14/99 ### Elephants take the Rough Riders for a ride, will face the Hacker for the North Division Championship. Invaders come from behind to ambush the Young Guns. Will meet the Fighting Lounge Chairs for the South Division title. Hackers could achieve an all time league best with only 2 more wins. New links for the 2000 season coming soon! ### 11/21/99 ### Invaders take the Fight out of the Lounge Chairs, return to CDC for first time since 1995. Elephants hack the Hackers, return to the CDC for the second time in a row. Week #4: Invaders-54 Elephants-122...their first win of the season. Invaders lead series 3-1. The League Office wishes both of you good luck and everyone a safe and happy holiday season. ### 11/29/99 ### Invaders defeat Elephants 85-78 to claim their first Cross-Dressed Championship. Congratulations and I hope you all had a fun time this season. Please submit change suggestions for 2000 to the League Office. The site will be updated for 2000 in a couple of weeks. ### 0/17/100 ### Congratulation to the Invaders, 1999 Cross-Dressed Champions! Please review the changes for 2000 in the League Office. Ideas are still being accepted. The 1999 league data has been moved to the historical archives. Other new content has been added to the historical archives.